THE LYING-CHEATING MACHINE

We all know that the 2004 Election was rigged by means of Republican cheating, threatening tactics, lies, intimidation and whatever they could think of.
Without going into the basic cheating and lying being practiced on a daily basis by that decrepit party, I would like to comment on some of the undesirable things we have heard and seen so far from the republican right wing characters.

At their campaign rallies: "Kill Him" "Traitor" "Terrorist". Also, that little old lady making a naive confession to McCain, such as "I'm really afraid! He is...an Arab".
How about Pitbull Palin with her squeaky voice trying to make her stupid no-personality fans believe that Obama has ties with terrorists and that he is a dangerous person. To all that McCain is in total denial, which is a trademark of his party. LYING!

And what about "Joe six-pack" and "Joe the plumber"? I, personally, feel insulted being considered as one of them in the middle class. Not that I have anything against beer or plumbers, but they do not represent me. They could have picked a beer drinker or a plumber, not two similar characters to represent the middle class. Maybe a plumber and a high school teacher? That would have covered with more amplitude the middle class.

What has that got to do with cheating? you may say. Well, let's see...
I strongly believe that the guys who shouted "Kill him" "Traitor" "Terrorist" were implants by the McCrumpy campaign, to incite the masses with the purpose of getting their vote. And as far as the little old lady...why didn't the cameras showed her face? Has anyone thought about that? Nice try by McPhony to pretend he's an honest man with his reply " No. He's a decent man, blah, blah." referring to Obama to appease that "anonymous" old lady. CHEATING.

Regarding "Joe the Plumber"...How come the McSneaky campaign went after him to make him so important after he had approach Obama with a question? That was a setup that has backfired. The guy is no plumber, has no plumbing license, never had any intentions of buying the plumbing company he NEVER WORKED FOR, owes money to Uncle Sam, and makes less than $50,000 a year, which makes him eligible to a tax cut under Obama's plan. He was definitely another Republican implant. CHEATING.

This is a new one: Recorded phone calls ("Robo-Calls") to undecided voters, scaring them with a terrifying message against Obama. The message is full of despicable lies. This is happening two weeks before the elections. It's the last card these cheaters-liars are playing out of desperation. It shows how low the republican party wants to go in order not to lose, because they are the worst sore losers of any kind. The "Country First" lemma is their hypocritical base where to hide while trying to meet their own personal selfish, greedy, anti-patriotic ignorant agenda.

This one is perhaps the most atrocious thing I've heard today. Chris Matthews of MSNBC was interviewing this fascist republican Congress woman from Minnesota, whose name I am not going to dignify in my blog. She was so radically right wing extremist that she scared me. She scared me because she talked like a deranged dictator with menacing statements, such as alleging that there are many democrat members on the Congress who are anti-American! Is she a far relative of Senator Joseph Raymond McCarthy, who in the 50s thought everyone was a communist and tried to deprive citizens of their freedom of speech?
This disturbed republican congress woman was accusing Obama of being a Communist! And she wants the media to start an investigation! Who elects these dangerous nuts who are terribly uninformed, or in my vocabulary...IGNORANT!

And last, but not least...our infamous famous Sarah Barracuda Palin, Queen Crab for her newly made enemies. She cynically lied on her statement claiming she was so pleased to see that she had not been found
guilty of any doing, legally and morally on the state trooper case, her ex brother-in-law, who had the misfortune of marrying anyone related to Queen Crab. As we all know, she was found guilty of unethical procedures by forcing her position into the firing of that man. CHEATING.
Additionally, she has the nerve to ask transparency from Obama, when she is as opaque as the brain of a right wing republican, of which she is an integral part.

The republican lying-cheating machine is running out of gas. Even if they had started off-shore drilling ten years ago, they would not have enough gas to get a boost in the polls. They are out of new lies. They are repetitive, boring and sub-par in quality and delivery. They look like a defeated team that out of frustration their only recourse is to kick the opponent. I believe it is time for a complete restructuring of the Old Party because right now that "Grand" middle word has been pitifully replaced by the word GUTLESS. That's what they are, the OLD GUTLESS PARTY.

THE LAST DEBATE

" I am not George Bush". Why is the media cashing in on that stupid quote by McAngry? I think it was a statement rehearsed and memorized by McCain upon advice by his also erratic campaign, and as such it had no merit. Especially because we all know he is not George Bush. No one can be George Bush! McCain is just a follower of the Bush doctrine, and the way he looked tonight I would venture to say he definitely was not George Bush. He looked more like a corpse with makeup. His embalmer performed restorative services to make him look more presentable for an open casket service. So let's put that so non important statement " I am not George Bush" where it deserves...in the trunk of insignificant memories of insignificant people.

During this final debate, Donald Duck McCain tried by all means to irritate Obama with his direct insults and demeaning accusations. He did not succeed. He looked and acted like a grumpy old man, gesticulating and forcing a cartoonish smile for the cameras, especially for his buddy "Joe the Plumber".

Who is really Joe the Plumber? You can find out about him on the Internet. he has become a celebrity thanks to MCain. Unfortunately, if Joe the Plumber is an honest worker, struggling with the economy, he will see his business continue to go down the drain, his health care issues unresolved and unaffordable, and if he is young, married with children he will not be able to afford for their education, because Joe the Plumber, like many other confused and uneducated voters, will ultimately cast his vote for McCain. If this can be of any consolation to you, poor Joe, remember that McCain owns 7 homes and at one point or another he might need plumbing work for all of them. Hurry up and take his phone number in exchange for your vote! However, if Joe the Plumber is like the plumbers I had to deal with, who charge you $80 just to show up, and leave with a $200 check after a 45 minute job, then, Senator McCain, don't worry about Joe, he is better off than the rest of us, especially now that you made him famous. Watch for some opportunistic leach to help him write his book.

(McChaplin and his tag-team)

For some time already I have been tempted to make this physical comparison but I have held back because I did not want to insult the memory of the person I compare McCain to. That person is Charlie Chaplin at his old age stage. Obviously, there is a big difference in all other aspects, such as intellectually, humorously and philosophically. McCain lacks all of those attributes. I feel bad for McCain. He is in the sunset of his political career and he leaves frustrated, defeated and deflated. I don't wish that on anyone and no matter how much I dislike him as a politician without a plan, he is probably a good human being. But such is life and such is the result of being on the wrong side most of the times when it comes to helping this country to help its people.

Angry McCain with his twisted distortions of the issues, even dared to ridiculed the constitutional rights of a woman to choose ending a life threatening pregnancy at an advanced stage, by making the sign of "quote-unquote" with his fingers when mentioning the word health, as if that was a petty excuse for women to terminate their pregnancy. He, of course, wants to repeal Roe Vs Wade, which will never happen because the strength of this country is based on the freedom of choice without government enforcement.

So all in all, McCain looked to me during this debate like a residential building doorman (nothing wrong with being a doorman) who is not interested in deep analysis and discussions on any big issue with the building tenants, because he, like the doorman, realizes that no one in that building has the time to listen to him and especially because all he has to say is gossip about everyone or somebody in that residence. There you have it, another nickname for McCain... McDoorman.

Obama won this final debate making it a sweep for the Democratic party 4-0 and the polls will continue showing him ahead and gaining ground in Republican states. There are still 3 weeks to go. In a presidential campaign that is a long time, but considering the advantage that Obama has already accumulated and the number of new democratic party registrations versus the Republican party ones, I believe that this race is over.

Suggestion for McManynicknames: With all the money you possess try to enjoy life after politics, but please do apologize first to everyone you have insulted their intelligence with your lies. It will help you live a much better life, because although money is very significant, our conscience is much more important, especially when we retire to sleep in the silence of our bedroom filled with the ghosts of our daily behaviour.

PS: By the way, if you watched the debate, did you notice that McCain's health plan will not cover you for a transplant? So if you need a kidney or a liver or a heart, good bye!

TRADERS AND TRAITORS

The title of this blog may sound like a Leon Tolstoy novel, but as you read you will realize it's only me, the part-time rookie writer, who releases stress expressing his thoughts through the Internet. And nothing could be closer to the truth than writing to relieve political stress, which this year is abundant.
Today, the stock market dropped another 700 points, more or less. The Dow Jones is now under 8,600 points and one year ago we hit a high of over 14,000 points! Is this bottom? I don't think so. We'll probably see Wall Street weirdos applaud at the closing of the trading a few more times until the Dow Jones goes down to 7,000. That will be a 50% loss in one year! So far the traders are not trading, they are selling, dumping and creating mayhem in the stock market.

While this is happening, McCain and his newly formed female "tag- team" made of Sarah Barracuda Palin and his wife Cindy, keep scaring undecided with the lowest tactics, that are not even permitted on a faked wrestling match. Cindy, who up to now was in my list of innocents, has now plunged into the Republican dirt pool of lies and denial. She is criticizing Obama for voting against spending more money to support the troops in Iraq, while her son is there defending our freedom (I am still trying to understand that over abused statement, because if I recall correctly, the only one who attempted against our freedom was, and still is, Osama Bin Laden and AlQeida, not Iraq). In her statement she neglected to say that:
a) Obama voted against because there was no mentioning of any timeline.
b) Her husband, McNasal, (listen to him when he talks, please) also voted against it on a later Senate session, because there was a timeline.
c) Again, her husband, McWar, voted in favor of the Iraq invasion, which
brought her son there. Is she also going to ask her husband to put
himself in her shoes? I wonder how McCrabby would look in high
heels nasalizing his despicable personal attacks on Obama, instead of
letting Queen Crab Palin do his dirty work.

McCain and his tag-team are trying to make Obama look like a non-American, like a foreigner who is hiding something. Like a conniving terrorist, or like one who has links with terrorists. McCain campaign has fallen to the lowest of the deep pit, but that is not important in my view. What really matters is something else that he says, like "My friends, I know how to fix the economy. I know how to manage the budget. I know how to, blah, blah, blah. And I know how to get Osama Bin laden". Here is my concern and question: If he knows all those things and has solutions to all our problems and especially and most important...he knows how to get Osama Bin Laden...WHAT THE HELL IS HE WAITING FOR? Isn't he supposed to be a hero? Go ahead, get Bin Laden! Do it for your country! Isn't it supposed to be "Country First"? Or is it "Country First...after me" Mr. Maverick?

In my book, he who knows how to defeat the enemy and by not doing it hurts his country, is a traitor. And using McCain's cowardly approach when he said "I don't want to talk about that terrorist Ayers, but Obama met with him, blah, blah, blah ", I am not saying that Mc the Erratic is a traitor, I am only generalizing one definition of it, which in this case might very well fit McLie. I prefer to believe he is just a big liar and desperate bullshiter.

SHE IS, AFTER ALL, QUEEN CRAB!

My dislike for Sarah Palin is evident in every blog where I mention her name, which in turn gives me a stomach pain. But I must make very clear that on the personal level I have no feelings towards her, neither good, nor bad. Indifference. On the political arena she is a vicious cold blooded bitch. I don't know how else to describe her. And because this presidential campaign is not about tits and legs, but about meat and eggs: about the economy and not about the anatomy, McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate was a huge mistake. She reminds me of an empty headed beauty pageant contestant, who in the heat of her enthusiasm would say any stupidity during her 2 minutes of fame on how to save our planet.

In this outrageous Republican campaign she shows up at a rally of morons who are hypnotized by her high heels and shiny lipstick, and she goes to work unleashing monstrous lies, and wrong facts about Obama. Her brainless crowds adore her and cheer and she gets comfortable and starts winking every five words to connect with those morons, who are still entitled to their opinion and preference. Let's not forget that in a democracy, even moronic people are entitled to their opinion and ideals.

I have been calling her Queen Crab. It's easy to know why, she is the maximum authority of Alaska. But now it happens that there are some
genealogists linking her to Princess Diana, as 10th cousin once removed.
(removed from what?). So after all Queen Crab belongs to the aristocracy? I let my imagination run wild and see a new dynasty in the White House, replacing the Bush one. The Crab Dynasty with McCain as the crabby old man and Palin the Queen Crab. And you thought we had hit bottom?
Fortunately, my imagination is only an excuse for this essay, and after this presidential freak show by Crabby and Crab with the nomination of Obama and Biden, this country will return to its senses and slowly but surely will start on the recovery road. A road where the economy is priority one, and where health care has to be defined as a right, not a responsibility.
What will Queen Crab do after both she and McCain go back to their "normal" lives? Can she still be Alaska's Governess? Will she ask that Kenyan voo-doo priest to perform another public exorcism on her?
Would she buy a new helicopter and ammunition to hunt some more wolves, caribous and extinct species? Will she go to France and hunt Brigitte Bardot for calling her a "disgrace to women" and "stupid"?
Or, now that she thinks she is related to Prince Andrew of England, will
she try to change her demeanor to adjust to her new aristocratic role?

It is hard to determine what she will do after her quick rise and fall from the presidential campaign. To me, she will always be Queen Crab more than Princess Palin. After all she is already known as The Barracuda and the Pit Bull. One more animal reference to her won't change anything.

Obama by K.O.

The second presidential debate is about to start. As I see it, this will be another defeat for McSenile and by association, for his pit bull, barracuda, Queen Crab Sarah Palin.

The stock market went down again today another 500 + points for a total of 5,000 points since last October! The republican administration got us down in a ditch and now they are behaving like they want to throw us a rope? I would not hang on to that rope as they might let go on our way up to make sure this time we are really dead.

I am aware this is a big country of 305 million people, of which about one third will be voting on November 4, 2008 and based mainly on the quality, honesty and knowledge of Obama I predict a landslide by the Democratic candidate, unless...
a) The Angels above and all the Saints who usually have breakfast, lunch and dinner with the Evangelists every day, intervene on behalf of McCain and make this economical collapse turn around in 28 days to gain 5,000 points in the Dow Jones. That miracle would include to have all the CEOs who walked away with millions or billions of dollars after their miserable performance running their companies, to repent and sell all their properties in order to compensate the suffering American public. Everyone is happy and now we switch to...The War!
Supported by....
b) Osama Bin Laden sends a new video to the world declaring that the whole economical catastrophe in the world is a consequence of his actions, and he declares victory over the "capitalistic, unfaithful world". Let's not forget that he is still hiding somewhere between Afghanistan or Pakistan and that Bush invaded Iraq instead of going after that despicable terrorist and AlQeida. Immediately after that video, a large percentage of our population will switch their brainwashed brain to "war mode" and in favor of McCain, the maverick, the pilot, the warrior. Especially now that his partner, the barracuda, is ready to declare war to all our adversaries, including Spain, who is not. Ignorance, as I always say, is one of the most dangerous human shortcomings. In the case of Palin, even more grave, because that ignorance is augmented with vile lies.

Inasmuch as those two things are not going to happen in less than a month, it is clear that McLie and Pa-lie, the tandem of liars, will suffer the worst defeat Republicans have experienced since we have elections in this country.

But wait! Now Obama, according to Queen Crab, is a domestic terrorist!
Will that appeal to the American psyche? Or perhaps we will also have to painfully find out that the following events/acts/happenings were caused or are tied to Obama:

. The Great San Francisco earthquake of 1906
. The Great Chicago Fire of 1871
. 9/11
. Charles Lindbergh child kidnap
. The disappearance of Amelia Earhart
. The assassination of Abraham Lincoln, John F.Kennedy and Robert
Kennedy
. The sinking of the Titanic
. The Exxon Mobil/Exxon Valdez oil spill
And the list of preposterous lies goes on in the McLost campaign.

In spite of whatever garbage the McVoid campaign wants to dump on Obama, tonight's debate will be won by Obama by a mile. mark my words.

THE DE"BAIT"

Throughout a couple of lopsided interviews we were able to witness the wit of a professional versus the ignorance of a hick. But that "aperitif" was obviously not enough to satiate our hunger. We needed a debate to catch our Alaskan fish. The De"bait" adventure was the hook line and "stinker" needed to confirm this was a no contest. A real pro, Biden, facing Queen Crab. The crab was lost the moment she opened her mouth. (Queen Crab or Barracuda, same big mouth)

It is, nevertheless, worthy of a Broadway comedy. Here is my version:

"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome....blah, blah, blah."
(Applause). "Can I call you Joe?"

From now on all I am going to quote and satirized are the barrage of cliches by the Hockey Mom Joe 6-pack candidate.

1st question from the moderator:

What is your take on the Wall Street "Rescue Plan"? (or something like that)

" Golly Gee, Fannie and Fred...what a messy couple! They screw up and we have to bail them out! Let them sort their problems in their own intimacy rather than looking for a divorce. A marriage is a sacred union between a macho and his woman and God wants it that way. I do take issue. (wink)"
Interpretation of that statement by intelligent audience: ???????

2nd question:
What is your agenda on the economy?
" I took on those big oil companies in Alaska, Doggone it! Drill,baby drill!
(wink). Blah,blah,blah,blah,We are a team of Mavericks and will not allow drilling in Wasilla. I have lots of memorabilia there hanging on my walls above the fireplace. Those are my precious awards. They can drill anywhere else in the State. That's Maverick! The east coast politicians don't like us, blah, blah, blah. (wink, wink)

same audience: ???????

3rd question:
What would you take away from your campaign, if you had a choice?
Mavericks don't look back. We are the future. We are the reform. We cross the line and reach out to the enemy and convert them into mavericks. This country when we are in the White House will be a country of Mavericks! (triple wink)

4th question:
Do you agree with same sex joint ownership of property?
"I take issue" on that subject. Darn it! Not that I am against homos and lesbians, they have a right to express their own vices and sins...but, although tolerance is part of my virtues, I totally disagree with guaranteeing same rights to those perverts, but as I said, tolerance is the key word, doggonit. "We walk the walk not just talk the talk", blah, blah, blah,
(quadruple wink).
again the TV intelligent viewers: ??????

5th question:
What about the Iraq war and your position on foreign policy?
Hey, we are winning and we will not leave until we completely win. Mavericks, and you know that McCane* and I are a team of Mavericks, don't quit like you know who, those sissies from the Northeast. Give me Victory or give me Death, or you know, whatever Patrick Ewing* said. And John knows how to win a war, he is a real Maverick, Now, "here you you go again,Joe", "Say it ain't so Joe", your plan is "A white flag of surrender". "We walk the walk, not talk the talk", "Don't ask what your country can do for you...", "With great power comes great responsibility"
blah, blah, blah.
(double wink, pause, double wink)

reaction from viewers: ????????????

6th question:
Would you sit down to talk to our adversaries?
Yes, a maverick can talk to them sitting down or standing. No difference on that. I can take on anyone, as long as there is a pre-condition first which will have to consist on accepting anything we demand, and with the understanding that they have to destroy all their weapons first, "nukular" or otherwise, and that they all convert to Evangelicals. Once those conditions are met I, with my running mate McPain, will be willing to accept their pleas and grant them our pardon. We can do that because we have an army of Mavericks ready to declare war to Iran, or China, or Russia, or North Vietnam, or Venezuela. We are not like those boys in Congress, who congratulate each other and pad themselves on the back. I am a Washington outsider, a reformer with results!
(triple wink followed by a grimace of pain from winking so much)

same reaction: ????????

7th question:
What is your description of the Vice president job?
When I get to the White House, the first thing I am going to do with McMaverick is to change the color. White is not a hockey mom, Joe six-pack color. We like strong colors, strong and foxy, like me. We are debating between purple and red or maybe a combination of both. I know that for changes to happen we need to give the vice presidency more powers. Take for instance Iraq, where Bin Laden and most of the AlQeida people are building "nukular" weapons, The Vice president needs more power to accompany the President and destroy them. We are Mavericks and can do the job as a team, the two us, doggone it! I bet ya!
(multiple winks, Morse style)

TV audience: ????????????

Blogger notes:
There were other questions but I was so engaged on her parrotical spellingbee totally wrong answers, and her gestures, winks, nudges, etc. that I tuned off for a while in order to appreciate the good things in life as a buffer or antidote.
Palin was cartoonish, true to herself thus looking like a fake, gimmicky, a recorded tape of cliches, reciting everything they penetrated in her diminutive brain. Doesn't she have a baby sitter for her poor sacrificed baby?

When Biden chocked talking about his first wife and children's car accident, she didn't even show an iota of emotions. She showed us who she really was, a cold fish full of ambitions, ignorant and having the ride of her life in her own Disney World. She is a "Nukular" bomb ready to explode, who, if she keeps opening her mouth could , for our sake, implode instead.
I need to clarify to my Republican readers, that Patrick Ewing was a basketball player, and that I know how to spell McCain, in this instance McCANE as it relates sometimes to old age, and that all the wrong quotations by Hockey Mom Palin, whether she said them or not, fit her profile in this comedy.
And finally...PLEASE! Will someone tell these politicians from hell that the word is NUCLEAR, not NUKULAR!!!!

WHAT COULD SAVE MCCAIN?

To those Republicans that might be reading my blog (I doubt that), yes, McCain is in real trouble. He may lose by a landslide, as the polls keep showing his downward fall, while Obama keeps going up with state and national polls. The maverick is getting thrashed and if this trend continues with 34 days to go, we may be witnessing a landslide by Obama.
But...and here is a big but...Don't underestimate the Republican trickery, they are full of ruses up their sleeves, and most of them dirty ones. I can think of the following ones:

(The picture above shows McCain hugging Bush, unrelated to this story, but related to his ideology)
( the above picture is definitely related to the story )
1.- Two weeks before election day the White House announces they have captured Osama Bin Laden, after following McCain's plan and secret advice.Of course, they don't divulge where they have Bin Laden and how they got him. Everything is TOP SECRET, and McCain is enjoying an incredible rise in the polls that puts him back in contention with high possibilities of winning it all. Am I implying that we have really captured Osama Bin Laden? Of course not! I am just putting myself in the shoes of the desperate Republicans who would not stop at anything to continue their quest for another four years of arrogance, ignorance, lies, and disdain.

2.- The failed bailout, now called " The Rescue Plan " for the second voting process, gets approved by Congress with the additional votes needed by the Republicans who voted against it the first time. The stock market feels the effect of that miraculous injection and shoots up like a rocket to the moon. The Republicans go on a ticket parade with their hero McCain and heroine (no punt intended) Palin as the parade Marshalls, throwing kisses and making all kind of hands and fingers waving at their adoring crowds in Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, Kentucky...well, you know where. McCain's waiving somehow
handicapped as a consequence of his torturing suffered in Vietnam, and Palin's overcompensating with her fingers ballet-like movements. The Odd Couple on wheels.

3.- After a complete self-caused demise by Sarah Palin on her first and last debate against Biden, the Grand Ostrich Republican party (isn't the ostrich the animal that solves his problems by hiding his head in a hole?) will put enough pressure on McMaverick to dump Queen Crab back into the Alaska Seas and make it look like she decided to quit in order to attend her heavy, complicated, difficult and demanding PTA schedule. If McHero pulls this one, and hopefully for him not a la McGovern, who dumped his running mate Thomas F. Eagleton after 18 days of campaigning and then lost the elections, he may have a chance of creeping up the polls and still be a serious contender. Considering that at least three million Nascar fans, one million super senior Florida Jews (previously New York residents) scared to death about Obama being a Muslim who will support Palestinians over Israelis, the entire Miami Cuban population (about one million) lead by "the three licketeers" (the Diaz Balart brothers and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen), and at least another twenty million of "Hominis Ignoramus" troglodytes are strong McCain supporters, with or without Palin, the Palin Dumping is not a far fetched theory.

( Sarah Palin in Wonderland) (Will she get the boot?)

Unfortunately for the Republicans, Osama Bin Laden is still hiding among the Pakistani or Afghan goats, making it very difficult for the military K-9 dogs to differentiate the body odor. Obviously it is unfortunate for all of us that Bin Laden has not been caught and brought to justice. I want to make that clear before anyone jumps at my neck and goes for the jugular.
Also, to the Republicans disappointment, McCain will not be able to claim credit for the Rescue Plan, because Obama also contributed with his input to get this plan pass.
And finally, because it is a given that Sarah Palin has no clue about the rest of the world, or anything else, and McCain knew that from day one and regardless of that he chose her as his running mate. He must have his reasons because I don't think it is just to satisfy the Republican base. Therefore he is not going to ask her to go back to her wolves and caribou shooting or to her foreign neighbors watching from her window to acquire more foreign policy knowledge. He is stuck with her and both are going to go down these elections faster than an elephant in quick sand.
So sorry I lead you in, "my friends", into a horizon of great expectations. Did you think I was serious? McCain is politically doomed. Nothing can save him!