TEA BAGS IS ALL THEY GOT LEFT

They have no clear ideas and no alternate plans. They are running out of lies and false accusations. They know they are big losers and have no party leaders. They are The Republicans. So their newest invention to pretend they exist is the Tea Bag Parties. And all the idiot Republican followers are now getting busy on the Internet forwarding emails to encourage other idiots to send tea bags to the White House. I suppose when you are practically brain dead and empty of good ideas added to your "in denial" mode, you need to come up with a game to entertain yourself. They thought of sending tea bags to the White House for their moronic entertainment.
My question is this....Why didn't they think of that while Bush was there? After all he was always on a break and he could have used all those tea bags. Well, not alone, but imagine how much more fun it would have been for Georgie having daily social tea with sinister Cheney, manipulative Karl Rove, the dumb blond Press Secretary Dana Perino, the indicted ex Majority Leader Tom Delay, the ex Secretary of State twisted mind Donald Rumsfeld and the rest of the Republican political losers who used an ignorant president for personal gain in their crooked political career.

Are these protesters willing to return the tax break money they will get from the new tax law which reduces their payments to Uncle Sam? Because, correct me if I am wrong, I believe those people standing on the streets holding those stupid signs with tea bags hanging from their empty heads make much less than $200,000 a year and they will all get a stimulus check of $500 each. Are they planning to return it to the White House with their tea bags? How hypocritical can these double standard people be!

Unfortunately, this is what you get in a democracy full of ignorant people.
They are entitled to their opinion. I am surprised that Coke or Pepsi did not think of that idea first. How much more money would have that brought them? "Send a Coke or a Pepsi to the White House!" These advertising agencies and marketing companies have no imagination!
I venture to say they are lead by Republicans. It has to be.

What will be next after the Tea Bag Parties are over and no one has given a hoot about them? I have an idea for these idiots, how about a Hula Hoop demonstration? Then, after most of these people end up in the infirmaries with hip problems, they can petition through the Internet with another bunch of idiotic emails that we all send Hula Hoops to The White House.

Give it up! Wait for your bigger checks, idiots! All you are doing now is hurting your chances to recuperate some of your little gray matter. Little because you never had much, but better than nothing, anyway.

Oh yes, if I get another asinine email asking me to send a Tea Bag to The White House, I will send to the emailer house (there are ways to find out where you live) a Chamomile Tea Bag, with a copy of this blog, in case his/her diminutive flat brain did not have a chance to read it. Chamomile tends to sooth anxiety and you need to chill and concentrate on your paychecks, not on those of the people who make more than $250,000

And in case you think we are still in 1773...Yes, you are. You have not progressed an iota. You still live in 1773 and are scared shit to join new ideas in a new world. This is the 21st Century. You can't even come up with a demonstration that fits these modern times!

THE DE"BAIT"

Throughout a couple of lopsided interviews we were able to witness the wit of a professional versus the ignorance of a hick. But that "aperitif" was obviously not enough to satiate our hunger. We needed a debate to catch our Alaskan fish. The De"bait" adventure was the hook line and "stinker" needed to confirm this was a no contest. A real pro, Biden, facing Queen Crab. The crab was lost the moment she opened her mouth. (Queen Crab or Barracuda, same big mouth)

It is, nevertheless, worthy of a Broadway comedy. Here is my version:

"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome....blah, blah, blah."
(Applause). "Can I call you Joe?"

From now on all I am going to quote and satirized are the barrage of cliches by the Hockey Mom Joe 6-pack candidate.

1st question from the moderator:

What is your take on the Wall Street "Rescue Plan"? (or something like that)

" Golly Gee, Fannie and Fred...what a messy couple! They screw up and we have to bail them out! Let them sort their problems in their own intimacy rather than looking for a divorce. A marriage is a sacred union between a macho and his woman and God wants it that way. I do take issue. (wink)"
Interpretation of that statement by intelligent audience: ???????

2nd question:
What is your agenda on the economy?
" I took on those big oil companies in Alaska, Doggone it! Drill,baby drill!
(wink). Blah,blah,blah,blah,We are a team of Mavericks and will not allow drilling in Wasilla. I have lots of memorabilia there hanging on my walls above the fireplace. Those are my precious awards. They can drill anywhere else in the State. That's Maverick! The east coast politicians don't like us, blah, blah, blah. (wink, wink)

same audience: ???????

3rd question:
What would you take away from your campaign, if you had a choice?
Mavericks don't look back. We are the future. We are the reform. We cross the line and reach out to the enemy and convert them into mavericks. This country when we are in the White House will be a country of Mavericks! (triple wink)

4th question:
Do you agree with same sex joint ownership of property?
"I take issue" on that subject. Darn it! Not that I am against homos and lesbians, they have a right to express their own vices and sins...but, although tolerance is part of my virtues, I totally disagree with guaranteeing same rights to those perverts, but as I said, tolerance is the key word, doggonit. "We walk the walk not just talk the talk", blah, blah, blah,
(quadruple wink).
again the TV intelligent viewers: ??????

5th question:
What about the Iraq war and your position on foreign policy?
Hey, we are winning and we will not leave until we completely win. Mavericks, and you know that McCane* and I are a team of Mavericks, don't quit like you know who, those sissies from the Northeast. Give me Victory or give me Death, or you know, whatever Patrick Ewing* said. And John knows how to win a war, he is a real Maverick, Now, "here you you go again,Joe", "Say it ain't so Joe", your plan is "A white flag of surrender". "We walk the walk, not talk the talk", "Don't ask what your country can do for you...", "With great power comes great responsibility"
blah, blah, blah.
(double wink, pause, double wink)

reaction from viewers: ????????????

6th question:
Would you sit down to talk to our adversaries?
Yes, a maverick can talk to them sitting down or standing. No difference on that. I can take on anyone, as long as there is a pre-condition first which will have to consist on accepting anything we demand, and with the understanding that they have to destroy all their weapons first, "nukular" or otherwise, and that they all convert to Evangelicals. Once those conditions are met I, with my running mate McPain, will be willing to accept their pleas and grant them our pardon. We can do that because we have an army of Mavericks ready to declare war to Iran, or China, or Russia, or North Vietnam, or Venezuela. We are not like those boys in Congress, who congratulate each other and pad themselves on the back. I am a Washington outsider, a reformer with results!
(triple wink followed by a grimace of pain from winking so much)

same reaction: ????????

7th question:
What is your description of the Vice president job?
When I get to the White House, the first thing I am going to do with McMaverick is to change the color. White is not a hockey mom, Joe six-pack color. We like strong colors, strong and foxy, like me. We are debating between purple and red or maybe a combination of both. I know that for changes to happen we need to give the vice presidency more powers. Take for instance Iraq, where Bin Laden and most of the AlQeida people are building "nukular" weapons, The Vice president needs more power to accompany the President and destroy them. We are Mavericks and can do the job as a team, the two us, doggone it! I bet ya!
(multiple winks, Morse style)

TV audience: ????????????

Blogger notes:
There were other questions but I was so engaged on her parrotical spellingbee totally wrong answers, and her gestures, winks, nudges, etc. that I tuned off for a while in order to appreciate the good things in life as a buffer or antidote.
Palin was cartoonish, true to herself thus looking like a fake, gimmicky, a recorded tape of cliches, reciting everything they penetrated in her diminutive brain. Doesn't she have a baby sitter for her poor sacrificed baby?

When Biden chocked talking about his first wife and children's car accident, she didn't even show an iota of emotions. She showed us who she really was, a cold fish full of ambitions, ignorant and having the ride of her life in her own Disney World. She is a "Nukular" bomb ready to explode, who, if she keeps opening her mouth could , for our sake, implode instead.
I need to clarify to my Republican readers, that Patrick Ewing was a basketball player, and that I know how to spell McCain, in this instance McCANE as it relates sometimes to old age, and that all the wrong quotations by Hockey Mom Palin, whether she said them or not, fit her profile in this comedy.
And finally...PLEASE! Will someone tell these politicians from hell that the word is NUCLEAR, not NUKULAR!!!!