Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Obama by K.O.

The second presidential debate is about to start. As I see it, this will be another defeat for McSenile and by association, for his pit bull, barracuda, Queen Crab Sarah Palin.

The stock market went down again today another 500 + points for a total of 5,000 points since last October! The republican administration got us down in a ditch and now they are behaving like they want to throw us a rope? I would not hang on to that rope as they might let go on our way up to make sure this time we are really dead.

I am aware this is a big country of 305 million people, of which about one third will be voting on November 4, 2008 and based mainly on the quality, honesty and knowledge of Obama I predict a landslide by the Democratic candidate, unless...
a) The Angels above and all the Saints who usually have breakfast, lunch and dinner with the Evangelists every day, intervene on behalf of McCain and make this economical collapse turn around in 28 days to gain 5,000 points in the Dow Jones. That miracle would include to have all the CEOs who walked away with millions or billions of dollars after their miserable performance running their companies, to repent and sell all their properties in order to compensate the suffering American public. Everyone is happy and now we switch to...The War!
Supported by....
b) Osama Bin Laden sends a new video to the world declaring that the whole economical catastrophe in the world is a consequence of his actions, and he declares victory over the "capitalistic, unfaithful world". Let's not forget that he is still hiding somewhere between Afghanistan or Pakistan and that Bush invaded Iraq instead of going after that despicable terrorist and AlQeida. Immediately after that video, a large percentage of our population will switch their brainwashed brain to "war mode" and in favor of McCain, the maverick, the pilot, the warrior. Especially now that his partner, the barracuda, is ready to declare war to all our adversaries, including Spain, who is not. Ignorance, as I always say, is one of the most dangerous human shortcomings. In the case of Palin, even more grave, because that ignorance is augmented with vile lies.

Inasmuch as those two things are not going to happen in less than a month, it is clear that McLie and Pa-lie, the tandem of liars, will suffer the worst defeat Republicans have experienced since we have elections in this country.

But wait! Now Obama, according to Queen Crab, is a domestic terrorist!
Will that appeal to the American psyche? Or perhaps we will also have to painfully find out that the following events/acts/happenings were caused or are tied to Obama:

. The Great San Francisco earthquake of 1906
. The Great Chicago Fire of 1871
. 9/11
. Charles Lindbergh child kidnap
. The disappearance of Amelia Earhart
. The assassination of Abraham Lincoln, John F.Kennedy and Robert
Kennedy
. The sinking of the Titanic
. The Exxon Mobil/Exxon Valdez oil spill
And the list of preposterous lies goes on in the McLost campaign.

In spite of whatever garbage the McVoid campaign wants to dump on Obama, tonight's debate will be won by Obama by a mile. mark my words.

1 comment:

Machine. said...

I just hope he shows the same energy in the White House as he has now. I can see him being very charasmatic, but without substance we will have another lame duck President. He has my vote though.
God Willing he will bring this country back to the way it was Pre-Bush.